The very excited blonde lady owns the resort where this is taken. She’s super excited because this is the closest they’ve ever come in before. Everyone else is less excited because this was taken crack of dawn; when blonde lady realized how close the whales were coming, she ran around waking everybody up to see it.
Yesterday at the foster clinic there was a woman with a litter of tiny, tiny kittens, one of whom was a beautiful orange and white creamsicle. I told her, “I love orange boy cats, they are all so stupid.” and the foster mom said to me, with tears of love in her eyes, face glowing with maternal pride, “He is only 6 days old and I can already tell that he’s going to be so stupid!”
i think one of the most valuable pieces of internet savviness comes down to recognizing which types of people and arguments warrant a thought out response and which ones warrant a clean and simple “your mom suck me good and hard through my jorts”
i get annoyed scrolling around social media a lot because i end up seeing so much content from little 4chan adjacent goofballs whose only intent is to get a rise out of people and score very cool internet irony points, and i often get tempted to try to start a rapport with them to point out the irony in feeling so counter culture and edgy while espousing the same beliefs as everyone’s racist great uncle if he frequently jacked off to anime, but then i remember the most important thing for these people to know: that their mom sucks me, good and hard, through my jorts
